October 2011
88 posts
“I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you.”
– Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist (via decrepito)
One of the most amazing pieces of this book. :)
The book is a must read
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm... →
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EEEWWWW IM GONNA HAVE BABY WHALESSS
AHAAA. OH MY GOD. Reblogging purely for the gifs.
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okay i’m going to save it with a solo
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My Life Kanye West →
My Life According To Kanye West
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can’t use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think! Repost as “my life according to (band name)” Pick your Artist Kanye West Are you a male or female: Barry Bonds Describe yourself: Monster How do you feel: Illest mother fucker alive
Describe...
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Kenny Powers for the motherfucking win
F__K TWILIGHT
So i was in the NABA office when the discussion of twilight came about. I felt the Overwhelming urge to school these people on the lameness of the twilight vampires and how as a love story it sucked and gives you females false hope of what a relationships are like and supposed to be like… that type of stuff.
Then the following dialogue ensued…
Girl: Twilight is awesome! i cant wait...
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2011 Halloween Light Show To LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem”!
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lyricallypredisposed:
When Sasuke dies… because right now that is the only solution… I’m going to throw a big party… that’s how much I can’t stand him… lol look at me talking about him like he is a real person.
CAN I COME PLEASE?!
SASUKE is that DUDE!!! i cant wait to see how he fucks shit up! Kabuto on the other hand is a coward in my eyes!
And Who the FUCK is the guy...
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Holy shit, that’s classy. I think I just grew a monocle.
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* Puts on an elegant gown *
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Dreams.
ellemarie38:
“The man who will not listen to the sublime whisper of his Overself during his waking hours will respond more easily during his dreaming ones, when the veil is thinner, partly because his egoistic will is more relaxed and partly because he is actually nearer the source of consciousness.” — Paul Brunton
Titties on Tumblr. I can dig it.
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INDEED!
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