A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was...
5 Unexpected Downsides of High Intelligence →
boom-fancy: fille-impaire: 5. You’re Probably a Night Owl (which is bad!) - Recently, scientists discovered a quirky side effect to having a high IQ: You tend to stay up until later hours and get up later in the morning. These sleeping habits mean you’re also three times more likely to suffer the symptoms of depression, as well as being at higher risk for heart disease and suffer more arterial...
Top Gear USA Porsche 911 GT2 rs →
IF FIRE WERE WATER...
jerkyourmind: …the fact that it took water for folks to see the greatness in a flame richintheheart: this is far too mesmerizing not to reblog
Corporations pushing for job-creation tax breaks... →
Some of the country’s best-known multinational corporations closely guard a number they don’t want anyone to know: the breakdown between their jobs here and abroad. So secretive are these companies that they hand the figure over to government statisticians on the condition that officials will release only an aggregate number. The latest data show that multinationals cut 2.9 million jobs...
Reblog if your parents never gave you an actual...
Twilight Books Summary
— Book 1. Twilight:
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well. LOLJK you're not a vamp.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
— Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in agony again.
Jacob: Oh hi there! I'm a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!)
Bella: OMG I don't miss Edward anymore, I love you Jake!
Alice: Edward is gonna kill himself!
Bella: OMG no! BRB Jake, you're not important anymore.
Edward: I'm going to do the worst ever. I will sparkle Italians to death.
Volturi: You suck.
Bella: OMG leave him alone!
Volturi: OK, leave now bitches.
Jacob: I love you, Bella.
Bella: OMG I love Edward more, bye!
— Book 3. Eclipse:
Victoria: I'm back, bitch! I'ma cut you!
Bella: OMG no!
Edward: I'ma protect you, dinner! (I mean, Bella)
Jacob: I want to kill her too!
Riley: I will kill you!
Bella: OMG I'm frozen!
Edward: Shit I'm so cold and can't get you hot.
Jacob: Move on bitch, I will warm this whore.
Victoria: You missed me bitches?
Edward: I killed James, you twat! Now you're dead!
Bella: OMG kiss me Jake! Kay, gotta go I'm marrying Edward.
— Book 4. Breaking Dawn:
Edward: I don't want to fuck you, Bella. Marry me first.
Bella: OMG shit, okay.
Jacob: My heart is broken!
Bella: OMG and so is my water! I've been prego for 3 days and now my baby is ready to go!
Edward: Oh no, a monster!
Renesmee: I'ma kill you, mom :3
Volturi: We're gonna kill that bitch, she's a monster.
Bella: OMG finally I'm a vampire! I'ma protect ma man and ma family and some other random bitches.
Volturi: Fine, you won.
Jacob: Bella I never loved you. I wanna fuck your daughter.
My favorite .gif of all time →
imapervert: It’s from The Flavor Of Love when the fat girl accidentally took a shit on herself and Flav went over to see what the problem was. It’s way too large to put on Tumblr, sadly.
Jay-Z declares J. Cole’s album a ‘Classic’ →
Jay-Z has spoken. The hip-hop tycoon has given his stamp of approval to J. Cole’s debut album, calling it a “classic.” More →
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
thatfunnyblog: and then when they get it and they look at me, they’re like and I’m like http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
When your friend is like, "I need to tell you...
toocooltobehipster: BITCH, REMEMBER THAT SHIT!
When adults complain about our generation
iluvbubbletea: I’m here like hold the fuck up… who raised OUR generation? YOUR generation did, so…
Really? David Starkley (Celebrated Historian) Says... →
hjaybee: darkaugustchild: loveartlust: LMFAO!!!! I AM DEAD!!!!! shiddyshiddybangbang: against Masturbation. (please excuse the source of Fox news. yuck) LMFAO LMFAO
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